Here are a few fishing lines that may help you tackle your day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?…Fsh

What do you call a fish with two eyes?…FIISH

Why are fish so smart?…They're are always in schools

How do the fish get to school?…By octobus

What do you call a fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather

What is a fish's favorite TV show?…Whale of fortune

Which fish go to heaven when they die?…Angelfish

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?…You drop it a line

What does a frog order at McDonalds?…Fries and a diet croak

What do you call someone who is good at catching fish?…Annette

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?…You can’t tuna fish

What part of a fish weighs the most?…It’s scales

Why are fish so gullible?…They fall for things hook, line and sinker

Where does seaweed look for a job?…In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads

What day of the week do fish hate?…Frydays

What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?…Huckleberry Fin

What did the sardine call the submarine?…A can of people

Why are fish no good at tennis?…They don’t like to get too close to the net

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?…A beer-a-cuda

Where do some of the parts for a fish come from?…Finland

Why did the dog jump into the sea?…He wanted to chase the catfish

Which fish dresses the best?…The Swordfish – It always looks sharp

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?…Monkfish

What kind of fish will help you hear better?…A herring aid

Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?…If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot

Which fish can perform operations?…A Sturgeon

What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?…Fish and ships

Where do fish wash?…In a river basin

What sea creatures would you bet on in a fight?…Mussels, they always win!

What fish goes up the river at 100 mph?…A motor pike

What’s the best way to catch a fish?…Have someone throw it at you.

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant…Four fish got a salted and battered

How do you send mail to a fish?…You send it COD … or first bass mail

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?…A Perch

What is a knight’s favorite fish?…A swordfish

What fish is best to have in a boat?…A Sailfish

How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision?…Flipper coin

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?…No, they do everything on porpoise

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?…Glass flippers

What did the baby dolphin do when he did not get his way?…He whale-d

Who robs banks and squirts ink?…Billy the Squid

What fish make the best sandwich?…A peanut butter and jellyfish

Where do fish keep their money?…In the river bank

What is the fastest fish in the sea?…The one that got away

Where do fish go to borrow money?…A loan shark

Which sea creatures come calling at Christmas?…Coral singers

Which fish can perform operations?…A sturgeon

What do you get if you cross a whale with rotten fish?…Moby Sick

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?…To the prawn broker

Why did the whale cross the road?…To get to the other tide

Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?…Billy the Squid

Where do you find a down and out octopus?…On squid row

Where do fish stay when they go camping?…In tentacles

What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer?…A four ton know it all,
and that's all I know for now...